I’m gonna start paying attention to random unrelated details when people try to draw my attention to their achievements.

For example, I observed somebody looking at someone else’s wedding pictures today. As she went through them, the lady looking through the pictures kept commenting on the weather on the day of the wedding. At one point she stopped on one, completely ignored the people in it and said “Look how blue the sky is. That’s amazing.” I didn’t hear her make any comments about the bride, groom or wedding party. Nobody else seemed to notice her blatant disregard of the wedding that was occurring in the pictures, but at that moment I was thinking “I want to be just like her.”

I’m gonna start spelling compound words phone net tick Lee with other words when I write to confuse my readers.

So a quick intro – when I’m talking to friends, I like to come up with ideas of stupid things that I can do to annoy, disturb, or confuse people. Usually they start off with “I’m gonna…” Of course I usually don’t do those things, but its fun/interesting/funny to think about. Well it is to me. Now I’m gonna share them with the world as I come up with them. (And by world I mean my three regular readers) If it doesn’t make sense right now, it will after I post a few. So here’s #1:

I recently found out that settleable is a bona fide word. That’s what gave me this idea. I’m gonna make a list of all the words that sound like they were just made up on the spot and I’m gonna use them in everyday speech as often as possible. If someone accuses me of making up words, I’ll just look confused.