I’m Gonna #006

I’m gonna start finishing people’s sentences for them…with completely random endings.

You know how people can’t think of the word they want sometimes but its obvious to you so you say it for them. In situations like that I’m gonna start saying a word that is obviously not what they were looking for, one that makes absolutely no sense in the context.

“So he got in my car and wouldn’t buckle his…err…you know…”
“Cornucopia?”